Furz Man Fart in A Jar

Have you ever wanted to get a whiff of history? 

Our historians recently came across remains of The Furz Man's Farts in the ancient ruins of Germany and have carefully collected the particles in this jar. The jar currently weighs 7.9 ounces.

**CAUTION**

Exposure to this foul ancient odor can permanently paralyze and kill any living organism in a 10 mile radius. Open with caution