This is an ancient German legend. This story goes back many years and is rarely talked about because of how gruesome and oddly disturbing it is. The legend is called "The Furz Man" in English it means the fart man. You will see why he was called that by the town and people of Regensberg. But new information came out and we found his relative, who is a high school student. This story will absolutely blow your mind! Stay along for this true story...
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In 1608 this legend originated. You are probably wondering what he did to earn the name "The Furz Man". Well throughout his childhood, it was rumored that he got bullied for extreme dietary issues and he was lactose a tolerate. During class he would make these absurd noises and farts. As he grew up this name was carried with him, he was a disappointment to his family and kicked out at 16. And that's when our Furz man becomes the villain. He started drinking raw milk, and eating so much dairy, then as revenge... he farted on his bullies. Very disturbing. He always smelled rancid, putrid even. Eventually he was rumored to be a witch for is unique farting issues. He wasn't going down without a fight, he cursed the whole village to smell his farts forever on May 22nd, 1621. Then he ran to the Caves, and it says to this day he haunts them.
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